She had big boobs and a beautiful face.

“Okay!” Pendanski said “This is Julia” ZigZag’s heart beat faster, inside him trumperts were blaring, confetti was falling and he was in heaven.

“Hey, don’t try nothin man.” said Magnet. “Ha ha ha…” said ZigZag, “You’re a real bucket o’ laughs.”

“So…” said Julia, “What r u in 4?”

“I suffer from acute paranoia.”

“Whatever.” She was interesting in him too!

“I beat up Jenna Bush” she said in an offhand way.

“WOAH!” D Tent gathered around her, everyone was a democrat. “Congrats!” and shouts of “You go girl!” were heard.

I’d really appreciate it if anyone who reads this imagines it being narrated by the voice of John Gielgud